Saturday, April 23, 2011

Computer Problem

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

This letter is from Ahmad from Damansara.

We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

After connecting to internet we planned to open e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ***** appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears, but we face this problem only in password field. We checked with hardware vendor Sam Ting Long and he said that there is no problem in keyboard.

Because of this we open the e-mail account with password *****. I request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what the password is.

There is a button 'start' but there is no stop button. Why you have START button after computer is started anyway? You should put a STOP button. We request you to check this.

We find there is 'Run' in the menu. After clicking run it shows box asking where to run. We entered Klang, because we have relatives there who can catch computer until we come. But the computer replied "Not found"! I think you must update it with map of Malaysia. Otherwise this RUN command is no use.

One doubt is that any 're-scooter' available in system? As I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home, so I cannot use the re-cycle function.

Also there is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot for tracing the key with this 'find', but unable to trace. Is it a bug??

Also I think the computer is very lazy. If nobody plays with it for five minutes, screen goes blank and shows small windows logo floating on black screen. Some Ting Long(the vendor) said don't touch anything, and to restart and see. It worked, but every time screen goes blank I have to switch the power on and off, which is taking long time to start. Computer also forgets what it was doing before it went blank. I think this is a serious backward step for your product. Please make computers more smarter and active in future.


Cik Mat

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Setelah sekian lama di perantauan akhirnya Rahmat pulang ke kampung untuk berjumpa dengan neneknya.

Nenek : "Rahmat, nenek sudah tidak kuat lagi, nenek minta kamu sambung mengusahakan kebun nenek..."

Rahmat : "Jangan cakap macam tu, nek..." (dalam hati, tak sia-sia aku balik kampung... dapat pulak harta pusaka nenek).

Nenek : "Segala isi perkebunan, ternakan, villa, traktor untuk kamu. Tolong jaga baik-baik, jangan lupa disiram tiap hari tanaman nenek."

Rahmat : "Baik nek, nenek jangan bimbang tentang hal itu... Tapi dimana kebun nenek? Rahmat tidak pernah tahu?"

Nenek : "Di Facebook nenek, FARMVILLE, nanti nenek bagi tau passwordnya."

Rahmat : "?????"

Mari Bersenam

Hanya amik masa 7 minit untuk buat
senaman ringan ini..ikut la arahan ni betul2...

ni ala taichi sikit la...
sebagai intro dan warming up..

tiru la macam ni...
untuk melegakan bahu dan leher..

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gerak kekanan kemudian ke kiri..

gerak ke kiri kemudian ke kanan

ikut je ler... jangan terpusing kepala udah la..

tepuk kuat kuat kat dahi..
ni untuk hilang mengantuk..

dah tu buat gerakan tangan dan badan...
buat macam happy aje..

kemudian goyang2 kaki dan badan sikit...
buat macam takde masaalah...

buat secara aggresive pula...
jangan peduli apa orang lain kata..

tengok muka kat cermin
sambil goyang2.. lawa tak...

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